The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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