Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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