I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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