how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
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The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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