Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
She is in my trunk
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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