I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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