And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
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She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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