dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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