the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
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There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
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If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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