Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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