I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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