ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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