I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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