wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
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I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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