it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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