It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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