After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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