In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
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In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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