Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
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Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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