Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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