why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
