So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
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Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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