Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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