I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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