The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
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I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
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I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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