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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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