At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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