are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
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I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
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