um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
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my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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