I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
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I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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