You're completely useless in the revolution.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You can't just leave with hair like that
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
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