either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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