I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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