margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
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The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
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The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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