on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
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The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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