he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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