Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
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