i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
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I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
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Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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