Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
