the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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