Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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