What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
We talked him into tasing himself.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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