It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
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you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
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that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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