I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
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She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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