I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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