Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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