Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
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There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
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See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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