Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
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you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
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HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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