imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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