NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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