I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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