About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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