; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
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I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
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Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
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