That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
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Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
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I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
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