Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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