How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
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I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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