I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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