Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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