I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
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I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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